10 Short Seller Commandments – Short Selling Stock
If you like short selling stock like I like short selling stock and you LOVE the music of the Notorious BIG then I hope you will enjoy the 10 Short Seller Commandments. What is the 10 Short Seller Commandments you ask? It is my version of the rules needed for short selling stock sung to rap music. Below you will find the video uploaded to Youtube along with the lyrics to the 10 Short Seller Commandments in case you like it so much you would like to sing alone.
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10 Short Seller Commandments
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
It’s the 10 short seller commandments
Traders can’t tell me nothing about this short sellin’
Can’t tell me nothing about these stock, these bonds. Commodities…
I ain’t forget about the ETF’s
My triple leveraged catz.
I’ve been in this game for years, it made me a skeptic
There’s rules to short selling or stocks will go hectic
So here’s what I wrote sing along to get the most
From short selling stock so your money don’t roast.
Numbero Uno I know you won’t be pleased
Shortin’ too early can cause a short squeeze
Newbies pile in making traders feel worried
Cuz everyone was thinkin’ to short in a hurry
Number 2 No shortin’ if you have to ask when
Learn the rules first and then short then
Cause you need to have a plan to short sell stock
And if you don’t believe me believe Mr. Modern Rock
Number 3 don’t forget to calculate the fees
You’ll be crying like a baby when you pay your broker daily
Fees add up
They’ll hit you in the gut
You’ll be looking at your statement like WHAT!
Number (4) foe you aint heard this befoe’.
Don’t feel sorrow if you can’t find a borrow
Number 5 pay yourself and don’t be a hero
The stock might go lower probably not to zero
Number 6 if you’re not right you’re wrong
Never add more short and don’t flip long
7 this rule is misunderstood
Following trades is just no good
Newbies and sheep get pumped then dumped real hard
Like all the investors of Jordan Belfort
Number 8 watch out for the parabolic
Or You’ll go on narcotics become an alcoholic
Number 9 should have been number 1 take note
Newbies stay away from stocks with low floats
They are real bad news and if you need an example
Google KBIO Etrade Joe Campbell
Number 10 make yourself a goddamn promise
If you can’t make money shortin” then just be honest
Don’t have no doubt
Don’t scream don’t shout
Just do yourself a favor and get the F*** out
Follow these rules you’ll live ahellava lot longer
Look ahellava lot younger feel ahellava lot stronger
Cuz traders lose money every single day
90 percent fail that’s what they say
So get yourself a job and feel no remorse
Get married have kids and join the workforce
But if you know how to short and your money starts to zoom
Remember the rules or else KABOOM!
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I hope you enjoyed my song the 10 Short Seller Commandments. If you did please leave a comment in the comment section or on the Youtube video itself.
The song was written, rapped and filmed by me.
The video was filmed on my Panasonic AG-UX90 4K Professional Camcorder and edited on Final Cut Pro X.
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